FSL1 Fort Myers Mighty Mussels

Miracle hold Material Girl "CYA" toilet seat night

Published on August 7, 2006 under Florida State League (FSL1)
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FORT MYERS, FL (August 7, 2006) - Miracle fans rear ends will be "Like A Virgin" as they are "touched for the very first time" with disposable toilet seat covers presented by Michael F. Hornung, PA on Wednesday, August 9 at the Miracle vs. Vero Beach Dodger game.

Miracle Baseball and the diva herself, Madonna, both have a lot in common when it comes to bathroom hygiene. While Madonna makes sure every toilet seat is inspected to her specifications, the Miracle can't be sure fans due that in their own homes, so it will be time to "CYA" as the first 500 Miracle fans through the gates receive the disposable toilet seat covers that will come inside a MFH, PA cup. That cup can be taken to the Beer Garden for a special deal on a fine sudsy beverage.

During the evenings festivities fans will compete on field in a toilet seat toss and one lucky fan will walk out of Hammond Stadium with a high-end bathroom fixture courtesy of Associate Building Specialties. Between inning giveaways include "candles" and toilet paper rolls in the Material Girl's favorite pure color, white. All fans dressing or looking like Madonna will be admitted free and entered in the "Get in the Groove" dance contest.

"We're never too proud to be the butt of all jokes," said Miracle Assistant General Manager Andrew Seymour. "In the end it's all about good, clean fun and as we all know FUN IS GOOD!"

An invitation was extended to Madonna to throw out the first pitch and sing the National Anthem, as well as inspect the Miracle laboratories, but prior tour engagements have prevented the pop diva from attending. The Miracle, will instead, play all the chart topping hits of Madonna throughout the evening.

Game time is 7:05 p.m. and gates open at 6:00 p.m. Tickets are $6 for box seats and $4 for general admission. For more information and to order tickets fans can call the Miracle office at 239-768-4210 or go on line at www.miraclebaseball.com. For more information on the Madonna toilet seat cover incident check out the following link: http://www.perezhilton.com/boardroom/viewtopic.php?t=3434

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