Saints Ponder Getting Rid of Swine, Instead Unveil "Alternative Fats" as New Ball Pig for 2017
Submitted by St. Paul Saints

ST. PAUL, MN - For the 25th season of St. Paul Saints Baseball the club searched far and wide for the perfect four-legged swine. After choosing between over a million pigs (or two) the Saints found one that could run like a gazelle (or waddle like a duck) and eats three small meals a day (or gorges on anything within smelling distance of its snout). No matter what you believe, the name for the Silver Anniversary pig will leave...
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