Lets start an inventory list from Joes basement with price for each item.
So what can be sell?
one IBM 2090 computer circa 1982, currently in use............ $ 25.00
Brads ( step sons) left winter glove.................................. 5.00
One tube of "grey be gone" hair color................................ 1.00
One paper shreder, used to store bills............................. 10.00
Ricardo Richardsons timex watch, hour hand missing,......... 2.00
Picture of Ronald McDonald, autographed,........................ 100.00
Picture of PBL logo with target drawn on it....................... 10.00
One telephone, used by only Joe and alex Grahm Bell........... 15.00
Unused uniforms by Indiana legends 2000, missing letter "I"...... 10.00
Picture of Joe And Dr. James Naismith, with the words
on it... Thanks for the great Idea Joe, called basketball"......... 50.00
American Basketball Association Going out of Business Sale 2010
A book of synonyms, emphasis on, garbage, immoral and unthical..... 10.00
Lot of telephone books, close to 1000 of them, from cities and towns,
labeled " Potential ABA team Owners".............................................. 5.00
12,000 copies of " How to Sell" by Joe......................................... Free
Polygraph machine, never used..................................................... 15.00
Sign saying " ABA Headquarters 1 flight down left turn past the washer and dryer"....................................................................................... 10.00
one unused check book with all 100 checks unused, deposit tickets all used up........................................................................................ 10.00
One throw rug size 10 x 12 matches topuee in color and texture...... 25.00
One 4 drawer file cabinet, empty, labeled "Diligence Reports"........ 10.00
300 McDonalds scratch and win monopoly cards from 2003................ 5.00
head shot picture of the Doc with an arrow going through his head and
both front teeth clored in with black magic marker.............................1.00
6 cases of empty soda cans, crushed, cases marked " expense money for ABA" 15 cents per pound..............................................................2.00
One giant case of , crutches, fake casts, ace bandages, make-up,
Labeled " use for depositions and court appearances"........................5.00
one rubber stamp saying " I OWE U"............................................. 5.00
1 template press release about new ABA team, just fill in name.......10.00
1/2 jar of mind altering drugs, guaranteed to make you think your a CEO..1.00
One Diploma form Phoenix University, Degree in Managment skills..... 25 cents
Lot of telephone books, close to 1000 of them, from cities and towns,
labeled " Potential ABA team Owners".............................................. 5.00
12,000 copies of " How to Sell" by Joe......................................... Free
Polygraph machine, never used..................................................... 15.00
Sign saying " ABA Headquarters 1 flight down left turn past the washer and dryer"....................................................................................... 10.00
one unused check book with all 100 checks unused, deposit tickets all used up........................................................................................ 10.00
One throw rug size 10 x 12 matches topuee in color and texture...... 25.00
One 4 drawer file cabinet, empty, labeled "Diligence Reports"........ 10.00
300 McDonalds scratch and win monopoly cards from 2003................ 5.00
head shot picture of the Doc with an arrow going through his head and
both front teeth clored in with black magic marker.............................1.00
6 cases of empty soda cans, crushed, cases marked " expense money for ABA" 15 cents per pound..............................................................2.00
One giant case of , crutches, fake casts, ace bandages, make-up,
Labeled " use for depositions and court appearances"........................5.00
one rubber stamp saying " I OWE U"............................................. 5.00
1 template press release about new ABA team, just fill in name.......10.00
1/2 jar of mind altering drugs, guaranteed to make you think your a CEO..1.00
One Diploma form Phoenix University, Degree in Managment skills..... 25 cents
4 flashlights with red cellophane over lens labeled "3D light"...... 5.00
1000 Boble head dolls of Chichester taking an extra 100 bucks to
insure the score is correct........................................................ 10.00
4 porta-potties with the ABA logo on them left over from the
"save water" campaign of 2005.....................................................50.00
2000 pairs of "nikee" sneakers from China stamped with "ABBA" on them..100.00
500 cartons of cigarettes left over from the " start young Quit sooner" ABA anti smoking campaign................................................................20.00
15,000 page book on how the ABA power ranking formula works........1.00
Bowling trophy from 1957 with bowling ball painted RWB and labelled
2007 ABA champ ( unclaimed)...................................................5.00
3 copies of a Book by Joe titled...."How to run a business----- into the ground with no expenses"...................................................1.00
Signed speech given by Joe at owners meeting in 2004.2005, 2006, 2007
2008 and 2009 saying.. "Great things are happening in the ABA next year"............ 10.00
1 small desk with ink well and toupee holder......................... 10.00
8 tuna fish sandwiches from owners meeting in 2005, slightly green wrapped
in a paper napkin from Ramada Inn Indianapolis.............................. 15.00
1000 Boble head dolls of Chichester taking an extra 100 bucks to
insure the score is correct........................................................ 10.00
4 porta-potties with the ABA logo on them left over from the
"save water" campaign of 2005.....................................................50.00
2000 pairs of "nikee" sneakers from China stamped with "ABBA" on them..100.00
500 cartons of cigarettes left over from the " start young Quit sooner" ABA anti smoking campaign................................................................20.00
15,000 page book on how the ABA power ranking formula works........1.00
Bowling trophy from 1957 with bowling ball painted RWB and labelled
2007 ABA champ ( unclaimed)...................................................5.00
3 copies of a Book by Joe titled...."How to run a business----- into the ground with no expenses"...................................................1.00
Signed speech given by Joe at owners meeting in 2004.2005, 2006, 2007
2008 and 2009 saying.. "Great things are happening in the ABA next year"............ 10.00
1 small desk with ink well and toupee holder......................... 10.00
8 tuna fish sandwiches from owners meeting in 2005, slightly green wrapped
in a paper napkin from Ramada Inn Indianapolis.............................. 15.00
This is some of your best stuff A1. Keep up the good work.
Mean Spirited Blogger Number 14
"If games are missed, it hurts no one" ...... ABA CEO Joe Newman 2/9/09
Due to numerous threats of legal action from certain people.......all of the above is my opinion only and it should be noted that I have never invested in the ABA. It is simply one mans opinion.
"If games are missed, it hurts no one" ...... ABA CEO Joe Newman 2/9/09
Due to numerous threats of legal action from certain people.......all of the above is my opinion only and it should be noted that I have never invested in the ABA. It is simply one mans opinion.
4 boxes containing 35 corporate books with names like,
ABA, INC, ABA LLC, ABA Media, INC, ABA Entertainment, INC,
ABA Properties and Founders INC, ABA Global, INC, ABA MERCHANDISE, INC.
etc etc....................................................................... 5.00
25 million ABA Stock Certificates.......................................... Free
5 License plates, ABA CEO, CEO ABA, PRES ABA, ABA PRES and
McD no 1........................................................................... 10.00
Box of summons, supeonas and judgements.............................. 5.00
Picture of Joe and MArtin Luther King jr. with inscription on the bottom.
"Thanks Joe for having the Dream", top left hand corner the word
"photoshop" appears............................................................. 10.00
On sport coat purple size 52, sleeve missing and buttons missing with ABA logo on front pocket ( used recently at ABA meeting).................. 5.00
5 lbs of " friendship Rocks" looks very similar to gravel from drive way................................................................................... 20.00
One polaroid picture of joe sticking his head out of basement, signifying 6 more weeks of ABA rec league.............................................. 5.00
Box of Stevie Wonder records cica 1977..................................... 50.00
Picture of Joe with O.J. Simpson, signed by OJ saying, "thanks for the tip on how to get away with it"........................................................ 10.00
Picture of Joe driving past Dr. J for an easy lay up dated, 2004........1.00
Shoe Box of "Nixon for president" buttons.....................................10.00
Picture from original ABA founders meeting October 1999, seated around table Left to Right, Joe Newman, Stalin, Mao,
Satan, Dick Tingkham, Jaloza, Kadafi, Lenin, Carrot Top, Ricardo Richardson,........................................25.00
ABA, INC, ABA LLC, ABA Media, INC, ABA Entertainment, INC,
ABA Properties and Founders INC, ABA Global, INC, ABA MERCHANDISE, INC.
etc etc....................................................................... 5.00
25 million ABA Stock Certificates.......................................... Free
5 License plates, ABA CEO, CEO ABA, PRES ABA, ABA PRES and
McD no 1........................................................................... 10.00
Box of summons, supeonas and judgements.............................. 5.00
Picture of Joe and MArtin Luther King jr. with inscription on the bottom.
"Thanks Joe for having the Dream", top left hand corner the word
"photoshop" appears............................................................. 10.00
On sport coat purple size 52, sleeve missing and buttons missing with ABA logo on front pocket ( used recently at ABA meeting).................. 5.00
5 lbs of " friendship Rocks" looks very similar to gravel from drive way................................................................................... 20.00
One polaroid picture of joe sticking his head out of basement, signifying 6 more weeks of ABA rec league.............................................. 5.00
Box of Stevie Wonder records cica 1977..................................... 50.00
Picture of Joe with O.J. Simpson, signed by OJ saying, "thanks for the tip on how to get away with it"........................................................ 10.00
Picture of Joe driving past Dr. J for an easy lay up dated, 2004........1.00
Shoe Box of "Nixon for president" buttons.....................................10.00
Picture from original ABA founders meeting October 1999, seated around table Left to Right, Joe Newman, Stalin, Mao,
Satan, Dick Tingkham, Jaloza, Kadafi, Lenin, Carrot Top, Ricardo Richardson,........................................25.00
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Reason: thought of another one
Reason: thought of another one
One shoe box wrapped in aluminum foil with a bent coat hanger sticking out from the top labeled, ABA satellite fot TV transmission..................10.00
15 gallons of Toupee glue( never used).......................................4.00
Torn pair of basement window curtains colored RWB...................... 1.00
4 Boxes of plastic head wraps to protect toupee in shower.............5.00
3 space heaters..................................................................... 10.00
one pink cadillac 1995 with white sidewalls and camel hair interior
with pair of small RWB foam baketballs hanging from rear view mirror,
when horn is pressed makes the following sound CEEEEE EEEEE OOOO..500.00
250 athletic supporters with cup painted RWB, words "made with
asbestos" crossed out with black magic marker........................ 5.00
one old attorney, in rocking chair, says over and over again.
"Im backing Joe on this one", I started ABA"........................ 25 cents
Box of credit cards: visa, mastercard and american express, with assorted names on them like Jo Neuman, Joey Newman, J Neeman, JJ Newmans,
Joseph H Knewman, Jack Nederman, and Fred FlinStone Newman.....1.00
Book by Joseph Stalin, autographed " To Joe, keep up the good work"
Titled, LYING WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, 1st edition 1948.............5.00
List of Oursportscentral posters that are mean spirited with IP addresses
............................... PRICELESS
15 gallons of Toupee glue( never used).......................................4.00
Torn pair of basement window curtains colored RWB...................... 1.00
4 Boxes of plastic head wraps to protect toupee in shower.............5.00
3 space heaters..................................................................... 10.00
one pink cadillac 1995 with white sidewalls and camel hair interior
with pair of small RWB foam baketballs hanging from rear view mirror,
when horn is pressed makes the following sound CEEEEE EEEEE OOOO..500.00
250 athletic supporters with cup painted RWB, words "made with
asbestos" crossed out with black magic marker........................ 5.00
one old attorney, in rocking chair, says over and over again.
"Im backing Joe on this one", I started ABA"........................ 25 cents
Box of credit cards: visa, mastercard and american express, with assorted names on them like Jo Neuman, Joey Newman, J Neeman, JJ Newmans,
Joseph H Knewman, Jack Nederman, and Fred FlinStone Newman.....1.00
Book by Joseph Stalin, autographed " To Joe, keep up the good work"
Titled, LYING WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, 1st edition 1948.............5.00
List of Oursportscentral posters that are mean spirited with IP addresses
............................... PRICELESS
Sorry for taking so long to figure out this board. If you were to put info like this out there about other leagues, you would be frowned on. Maybe even banned. We all know A1 can't stand the ABA, along with others. However, when there is a post that brings up facts from the past about other leagues such as the PBL, the people that are bringing up those facts, are told they should move on. Is A1 still in the ABA, or are his problems from the past. Sounds much like the BC situation. Maybe A1 should move on, like people have told the BC people to do. Looks like the BC people have done that. What are your thoughts preeths?
It's a joke. My prevailing thought is that you need to learn to laugh.
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Have you actually looked at the ABA? The antics of that league simply overshadow those of all other minor leagues combined. Look, you don't have to like the PBL, but how do your concerns have anything at all to do with the ABA?
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