Ask the CEO, more like Joe asks himself!

[tbayz1]

http://www.oursportscentral.com/services/releases/?id=3541961

Trying to get back at the Sharks and Ripknees are ya Joe??

[TheStandard]

Here we go again the stupid Home Depot vs Lowes. ANOTHER DAMN MENTION OF TURNER AGAIN.

Can someone just put me out of my misery . Couldn't OJ go to his house and find his crap in Joe's basement? Damn.

[tbayz1]

Here we go again the stupid Home Depot vs Lowes. ANOTHER DAMN MENTION OF TURNER AGAIN.

Its way beyond annoying now, every time this man speaks, there is mention of this

Can someone just put me out of my misery . Couldn't OJ go to his house and find his crap in Joe's basement? Damn.

Hahahahaha

[TheStandard]

im about to compare xanax to valium right about now. or maybe winchester to Glock . Joe hasn't lost his mind. He's beyond lunacy.

[Chuck the Writer]

Ah, but three months ago Joe wasn't so interested in having Rochester return to the ABA...

08-Jun-2007
Question from KW, Wilmington plus many others: "Would the ABA allow teams that have gone to other leagues back into the ABA?"

Answer: KW and others. ***

There are teams that have left for another league that would not be welcome back into the ABA. (In answer to the many specific questions - Rochester, Maryland, Florida Pit Bulls, and Hollywood would not be welcomed back to the ABA. There are teams that would be welcomed back. (In answer to many specific questions - Reading, Wilmington, Indiana (not in Anderson), Pittsburgh, Minot ND (formerly San Jose) would be welcomed back). However, unlike other leagues, we do not recruit or solicit teams from other leagues. We consider the recruitment of other leagues' teams to be unethical and lacking in sportsmanship.

[ABARedWhiteBlue]

Ah, but three months ago Joe wasn't so interested in having Rochester return to the ABA...

Joe meant the Razorsharks, Nighthawks, etc. He would certainly take $10K from another ownership group in the same town if he could (see Champions, Anderson)

[a1sports]

Maybe Joe put that on his Web site to say he isnt scared of any law suit by the rochester owner. Rumor has it that the Rochester owner has been in contact with the SEC and as an investor in the ABA he has brought some things to the SEC's attention about Joe and his ABA checkbook.

[Chuck the Writer]

Yeah, because we're down to 44 days before tip-off and the ABA's 2007-08 schedule has more holes in it than Crazy Joe's long johns.

[Alumni96]

Yeah, because we're down to 44 days before tip-off and the ABA's 2007-08 schedule has more holes in it than Crazy Joe's long johns.

That's not an image I needed Chuck. Please refrain from all Joe Newman references involving pajamas. For my dinner's sake.

[Fells]

That's not an image I needed Chuck. Please refrain from all Joe Newman references involving pajamas. For my dinner's sake.

I just lost my dinner along with lunch and Monday's breakfast. THANKS CHUCK!!

[Chuck the Writer]

I just lost my dinner along with lunch and Monday's breakfast. THANKS CHUCK!!

Well far be it from me to have everybody imagine Joe Newman in a union suit...

http://www.chuckthewriter.com/joelongjohns.jpg

I guess though, the only thing he needs to finish this outfit off is the requisite red tail and a pitchfork.

[tbayz1]

Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

I hope Fells doesnt break anything after seeing this

[Paul S]

Thats a fake. An obvious FAKE.

The real Joe Newman has his hand in stretched outwards, palm up as if to take a 10 thousand dollar check from some unsuspecting person.

[bomp]

Here we go again the stupid Home Depot vs Lowes. ANOTHER DAMN MENTION OF TURNER AGAIN.

Can someone just put me out of my misery . Couldn't OJ go to his house and find his crap in Joe's basement? Damn.

He should know a lot about Home Depot thanks to Hester the Tool. Commissioner McMuffin, keep up the good work!

[bomp]

Maybe Joe put that on his Web site to say he isnt scared of any law suit by the rochester owner. Rumor has it that the Rochester owner has been in contact with the SEC and as an investor in the ABA he has brought some things to the SEC's attention about Joe and his ABA checkbook.

Wait until his fellow inmates find out about how many Brothers he has ripped off. It will be VERY ugly for him, I'm afraid.

[ABARedWhiteBlue]

Well far be it from me to have everybody imagine Joe Newman in a union suit...

http://www.chuckthewriter.com/joelongjohns.jpg

I guess though, the only thing he needs to finish this outfit off is the requisite red tail and a pitchfork.

The phot is an obivous fake, because there are no pockets for Joe to deposit the $10K market fees.

Although, I shudder to think what the reverse view might be (one of those butt-flap contraptions???)

[ABARedWhiteBlue]

ASK the CEO:
Question from Connie (IN): Joe, are you coming upstairs for dinner? Would you like chicken or fish?

Answer: Connie, thanks for asking. The ABA is happy to provide family entertainment at affordable prices, and either is certainly an affordable dinner selection. We would be happy to include either one on our menu going forward, and I am in talks with two groups who promise to bring exciting food selections such as meat loaf and pot roast as well. McDonald's serves hambuger, chicken and fish, and we feel that variety is good. Thank you for your question.

Follow-up question from Connie (IN): Dammit Joe, are you coming upstairs to eat or not?!?
Answer: Yes, dear......

[TheStandard]

actually a picture of joe's head with a fat stripper body with his thong full of ones will do that trick!

[SignGuyDino]

ASK the CEO:
Question from Connie (IN): Joe, are you coming upstairs for dinner? Would you like chicken or fish?

Answer: Connie, thanks for asking. The ABA is happy to provide family entertainment at affordable prices, and either is certainly an affordable dinner selection. We would be happy to include either one on our menu going forward, and I am in talks with two groups who promise to bring exciting food selections such as meat loaf and pot roast as well. McDonald's serves hambuger, chicken and fish, and we feel that variety is good. Thank you for your question.

Follow-up question from Connie (IN): Dammit Joe, are you coming upstairs to eat or not?!?
Answer: Yes, dear......

No mention of Turner??

[Paul S]

ASK the CEO:
Question from Connie (IN): Joe, are you coming upstairs for dinner? Would you like chicken or fish?

Answer: Connie, thanks for asking. The ABA is happy to provide family entertainment at affordable prices, and either is certainly an affordable dinner selection. We would be happy to include either one on our menu going forward, and I am in talks with two groups who promise to bring exciting food selections such as meat loaf and pot roast as well. McDonald's serves hambuger, chicken and fish, and we feel that variety is good. Thank you for your question.

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Thats hilarious, I can't post at work, but I read that and just ROARED. Thanks a lot. Luckily where I work isn't in the basement of someones house so it went fairly un-noticed.