Joe Newman's "Zero Wing"

[Minor League Man]

In the style of Chuck the Writer, allow me to introduce "Zero Wing," as Joe would tell it.


Narrator: In A.D. 2007, PBL was beginning.
Joe Newman: What happen ?
Tom Chichester: Somebody set up us the revolution.

Brad Hester: We get signal.
Newman: What !
Hester: Main Tracfone turn on.
Newman: It's you garbage !!
PBL: How are you gentlemen !!
PBL: All your team are belong to us.
PBL: You are on the way to folding.
Newman: What you unethical !!
PBL: You have no chance to last make your season.
PBL: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

Hester: JoJo !!
Captain: Take off every 'McMuffin' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'McMuffin'.
Captain: For great franchise check.

[tbayz1]

And you do?? I personally do not find "morals" to even be a word associated with the ABA!

Again check your inbox ;)

[tbayz1]

we are the LEAST ethical league in professional sports. We do not go around stealing teams from other leagues like they do from us because we are a Rec-league and no one would want to come to the ABA if they were good.

I fixed that for ya

[tbayz1]

Im sure Joe, im sure

[Minor League Man]

Okay Joe, just shut up.

tbayz1, what did you think of my parody script?

[tbayz1]

hahhahahahahaha

[Minor League Man]

This board is full of liars and cheats and people that do not know about professional sports
One of them's on this thread, and it ain't me or tbayz1...

[tbayz1]

mhm

u got that right!

[TheStandard]

Please, Please, tell me I did not see that!

[tbayz1]

Well u did f.y.i.

[SignGuyDino]

What do these teams have in common??

Bellevue Blackhawks
Calgary Drillers
Carolina Thunder
Centinelas de Mexicali
Central Valley Dawgs
Chicago Rockstars
Chicago Skyliners
Chicago Soldiers
Cincinnati Monarchs
Colorado Storm
Detroit Dogs
Hawaii Mega Force
Hermosillo Seris
Hollywood Fame
Indiana Legends
Inglewood Cobras
Jacksonville Wave
Juarez Gallos
Kansas City Knights
Kentucky Pro Cats
King County Royals
Lake Erie Rockers
Las Vegas Rattlers
Las Vegas Slam
Los Angeles Stars
Louisiana Cajun Pelicans
Memphis Houn'Dawgs
Nashville Rhythm
New Jersey SkyCats
Niagara Daredevils
Norfolk Ballerz
Ohio Aviators
Oklahoma City Ballhawgs
Ontario Warriors
Philadelphia Fusion
Phoenix Eclipse
Pittsburgh Hardhats
Portland Reign
Raleigh Renegades
Reigning Knights of Georgia
Richmond Generals
San Diego Wildfire
Southern California Surf
St. Louis Flight
Tacoma Navigators
Tampa Bay ThunderDawgs
Toledo Royal Knights
Twin Cities Slamma Jammas
Utah Snowbears

[Minor League Man]

^ Rest in peace

[tbayz1]

um let me guess, those teams are the greatest ever to be apart of the ABA?:confused:

[SignGuyDino]

^ Rest in peace

DING DING DING!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!

[Fells]

This board is full of liars and cheats and people that do not know about professional sports

I guess anyone can run a professional league. By the way, did you fail media relations class in owners' school?

[Sam Hill]

This board is full of liars and cheats and people that do not know about professional sports

In short, JUST LIKE THE ABA! ;)