The Newman-cabana

[Fells]

His name was Newman, he was an owner
With red, white and blue feathers in his hair
He would do the mergengue and the franchise fold
While Anderson was folding, Newman wanted to be a star
Across the room, he worked from the floor
He was old and dissolving teams, who could ask for less?

At the American….ABAAAAAAAAAAA
The hottest spot south of Halifax
At the American…..the ABAAAAAAAA
Basketball and money was always the fashion
Out in Indy…….They fell in love

Her name was Connie, she was a fan
He was escorted to her chair and saw Connie standing there
But then another franchise blew, and another lawsuit ensued
There were fans left a stranded
But who screwed who?

[The Sweeper]

Pretty good, Chris. Now, with all the parodies we've written, we need to get "Weird" AL to cut an album: "The ABA's Greatest Misses" (don't think they would ever be allowed to call it 'Greatest Hits', do you?)

[nksports]

(To the tune of Ledo Shuffle by Boz Skaggs)

"Toledo missed the game,
the day they bounced the check,
and that was all they bounced,
and they ain't coming back.

Next stop Chi town,
A bunch of teams,
laid some money down,
and saw it blown.

Saying one more credit card,
ought to do it,
missed paychecks,
there ain't nothing to it,
one more for the road.

Toledo, oh, oh, oh, oh ohhh,
teams folding right,
teams folding on the road,
teams folding right before home games.

Toledo, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh,
one more investor ought to do it,
with this franchise,
there ain't nothing to it,
i'd better hit the road."

[TheStandard]

lol lol. how about a remake of the wheels on the bus go round and round lol

[Fells]

(To the tune of Ledo Shuffle by Boz Skaggs)

"Toledo missed the game,
the day they bounced the check,
and that was all they bounced,
and they ain't coming back.

Next stop Chi town,
A bunch of teams,
laid some money down,
and saw it blown.

Saying one more credit card,
ought to do it,
missed paychecks,
there ain't nothing to it,
one more for the road.

Toledo, oh, oh, oh, oh ohhh,
teams folding right,
teams folding on the road,
teams folding right before home games.

Toledo, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh,
one more investor ought to do it,
with this franchise,
there ain't nothing to it,
i'd better hit the road."

BRILLIANT!!!!

[notfunny]

*vomits in his hand over how unfunny this thread is*

[ABARedWhiteBlue]

*vomits in his hand over how unfunny this thread is*

*yet takes the time to post with his (I assume) unvomited-upon hand...*

[tbayz1]

"notfunny"

man your a party pooper

(maybe hes 06er?)

[notfunny]

nobody is 06er. Have one of your so-called mods check my ip