Perfect ABA Promotional Giveaway Items

[whataleague]

Here's how you fill your arena (or High School Gym):
Sure fire ABA giveaways:
1. "Joe Newman $5.00 Toup Night" (sponsored by Ajax Pest Control) given to the first 100 fans or until the roadkill runs out.
2. "We Love Brad Night" (sponsored by Lowes) the first 100 fans get a box of nails.
3. "Calculators that only count to 25 Night" for the first ten fans so they can figure out the night's attendance.
4. "Rose Colored Glasses Night" (sponsored by Nuts 'R Us) to all fans so they too can enjoy the wacky world where anyone can own a basketball team, bounce checks like Superballs, play in a middle school gym, and make $500,000 a year!

[WHAFAN]

I truly believe the ABA IS fan friendly. When there are only 9 people sitting around you on one half of the undersized gym, you could go introduce yourselves to each other, get friendly, then hit each other on the head with a tack hammer for wasting your money and time at the rec-league parolee joke of a game all 18 of you decided to waste 3 hours of your life on.

[one way]

Now that response is funny. WHA you are the greatest

[Paul S]

- What about a DVD of the show "Dining out with Connie and Joe". Ya it ran on a Indianapolis station for awhile. I wonder if Joe ever paid the bills.

- A free pamphlet on how to be your own lawyer. The crux of it would be don't show up in court and ignore all letters, change your name periodically.