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WHAFAN
06-25-2007, 01:47 PM
Your in Chicago, she's in Denver. You meet up online, chat for awhile, have a few laughs, trade pictures and the excitment is building. Your obsessed with each other. The big day is coming when you will finally meet. Your both turned on, expecting a torrid love affair with the woman of your dreams. You may actually meet once. $700 for a flight, expenses for a rental car, possibly a hotel room. After laying eyes on her, she's only basically better than nothing. The photos she sent you were misleading. She's way heavier than her pictures. She's not as attractive as you hoped for. It's a pain in the ass to travel back and forth, and she's not really worth it. She misrepresented herself, and you probably lied about yourself as well. The spark quickly fizzled, and its been a huge waste of time and money and effort. She has 4 kids when you thought she had 1, she earns $18,000 a year when she told you $60,000. It took her 6 years to get out of high school, when she said she had a degree. She drives a Yugo Sport Wagon when she said she had a new Cadillac.

She is Joe Newman, and ABA owners are the man.

Who tricked whom? Whom is to blame? Who was the chump? After all, you spent money to initiate this relationship, it cost the woman nothing. You freely paid to get disappointed. You were left with nothing. Man/woman relationship or ABA/owner relationship?

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TheStandard
06-25-2007, 01:52 PM
LMAO. LMAO .

That was great . lol

The ABA is like Bill Corona says hes this and that and hes none of that

Sam Hill
06-25-2007, 03:51 PM
Plus, she's got herpes.

Now THAT'S the ABA.

TheStandard
06-25-2007, 04:25 PM
and she has no teeth

Paul S
06-25-2007, 08:40 PM
and her checks bounce, but somehow you keep hearing about other guys who have been lured into this trap. You read her name in the papers occasionally as various courts hand down various judgements..........and those checks just keep on bouncing.

OneBetter
06-26-2007, 12:19 AM
and she has no teeth

That could be an advantage in certain circumstances! :D

TheStandard
06-26-2007, 02:02 AM
lol yes and no but im not one for that.

The ABA is like that hot sexy girl in high school everyone wanted to taste and then years later. shes fat, with 3 kids and broke as a joke