Let's all play ABA Bingo!

[Chuck the Writer]

Okay, get out your colored bingo chips and ink dabbers, because we're going to play ABA Bingo!

Use the available downloadable bingo card here. Any time Crazy Joe uses or says any of the phrases on this card, cover up the square with your bingo chip. The center square is free (although there is a $10,000 buy-in fee).

For the record, the quotes must come from either Crazy Joe's "Ask the CEO" column, any published newspaper or online website (i.e., interviews on audiosportsonline.com, minorleaguenews.com, communityhoops.com, etc.). E-mails that were accidentally "forwarded" to us count as well.

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[Sam Hill]

Bloody brilliant, that is.

[The Sweeper]

You do realize that you could get bingo with the first press release from Joe.

[tbayz1]

hahahhahahahahahhaha

i think Fells, might break another monitor or keyboard again :)

[TheStandard]

Watch Joe say Chuck has no morals

[Fells]

hahahhahahahahahhaha

i think Fells, might break another monitor or keyboard again :)

Already did!!! Brilliance Chuck, pure brilliance!!! I have a spare ten minutes I think on Monday so I can actually play the game!!

Yes folks, I am alive and kicking, just busy with the real job. Color for NECBL baseball, Play-by-play of Legion baseball, the beginning of the Lake Monsters, the beginning of the semi-pro team I do color for, and starting to do the sales stuff for high school football has me out straight and sleeping about once a week.

[SignGuyDino]

Yahtzee!!!

[Paul S]

Fells if you do a Newport Gulls home game, PM me and we can meet for an adult beverage.

Oldest stadium in the USA that has continously played ball.

Chuck that is awesome. I can think of another couple of games

- ABA Pin the tail on the Donkey. GUess who plays the Jack@55

- ABA Monopoly, Park Place is actually Holliday Dr and you have no way past it.

- ABA The Weakest Link, this would actually involve about 60 of the 65 teams and include the head office in Indy.

- ABA The Price is Right. Name says it all, winner gets a franchise.

- ABA Lottery, winner gets to go to the PBL

- ABA American Idol only the early shows with all the nuts, lunatics and people who can't perform. Throw in one or two people who have a chance but the audience just laughs at the losers.

ABA Amazing Race, Try and get a team of basketball players to Hawaii for 30 bucks.

[tbayz1]

Fells if you do a Newport Gulls home game, PM me and we can meet for an adult beverage.

Oldest stadium in the USA that has continously played ball.

Chuck that is awesome. I can think of another couple of games

- ABA Pin the tail on the Donkey. GUess who plays the Jack@55

- ABA Monopoly, Park Place is actually Holliday Dr and you have no way past it.

- ABA The Weakest Link, this would actually involve about 60 of the 65 teams and include the head office in Indy.

- ABA The Price is Right. Name says it all, winner gets a franchise.

- ABA Lottery, winner gets to go to the PBL

- ABA American Idol only the early shows with all the nuts, lunatics and people who can't perform. Throw in one or two people who have a chance but the audience just laughs at the losers.

ABA Amazing Race, Try and get a team of basketball players to Hawaii for 30 bucks.

hahhahahahaha

this is a funny thread!!

[bomp]

Chuck:

That is GREAT! Send it to the media in all ABA cities. They'd love it.

[SignGuyDino]

The ABA is like playing "Press Your Luck" with 19 of 20 squares being whammys and the other being a trip to Club Gitmo.

[The Sweeper]

If that were true, SignGuy, Joe would be hollering "BIG BUCKS, NO SUSPENSIONS" And let's face it, it does look like Joe is wearing a "Flocati Rug" (one of the most famous prizes offered on the show).

[Fells]

Joe will be on CHUM in Halifax at around 9:45 Eastern Time today. He will be on with the guy who wrote the article about Joe!! MUSHROOM CLOUD OVER INDY!!!!

[Fells]

I am catching bits of Joe's interview and he is getting KILLED!!!!!!!!!! It is all of the usual from Joe. "Illegal hostile takeover of the league" is what is being said now in regards to Doyle, et al.

[TheStandard]

Joe makes me sick. I thought the AAU teams made me sick,I categorized them as Cancer. Joe is the Ebola, Sars, Blubonic, West Nile and Cholera in my book

[OneBetter]

I am catching bits of Joe's interview and he is getting KILLED!!!!!!!!!! It is all of the usual from Joe. "Illegal hostile takeover of the league" is what is being said now in regards to Doyle, et al.

Will there be a transcript of the interview available anywhere afterwards? I'd love to read it or listen to a recording of it later!

[Fells]

Will there be a transcript of the interview available anywhere afterwards? I'd love to read it or listen to a recording of it later!

The producer of the show is working on it and is going to get a copy to me. When I get it, much fun will be had by all. But here is a preview......Joe said, ""Judging by what you (Alex) wrote he (Alex) must be a cousin of Chris Fells."

[TheStandard]

lmao. that was great. Chris. you are Joe Newman's number one name now lol. You will be forever known in the ABA as in regards of bad media for them as "They did Chris Fells on us"