new update on the moderator!!!

[finatic]

i just got news from a reliable source that the moderator quit because pewonski owes him money!!!

[indoor fan]

Maybe his paycheck is awaiting approval.

[Bogosar]

Now that is funny. I mean the part about his paycheck awaiting approval, not the part about the mod not getting paid.

[finatic]

everyone lighten up here.....this league sucks, so we need a laugh every now and again!

[preeths]

Everyone has seen who is the only moderator listed for the NIFL site's boards, right?

[dmbishop]

Everyone has seen who is the only moderator listed for the NIFL site's boards, right?

And his official site (http://clevelandgary.com) is up for sale!

[Lets Play Football]

OK Guy’s

Enough is enough! I am going to share with you something I have not told anyone else. Cleveland is my special needs son. I find it really offensive that you continue to poke fun at him and make up stories. Truth is he has not been “right” since a few to many hits to the head back in his playing days. We had a choice to make... put him in a group home and see that he is fed and cared for (occasional diaper change) or find a position for him that would make him feel good about being a contributing member of society. I was fortunate enough to know Carolyn; I thought she would be kind enough to offer Cleveland a job sweeping the back room or something.. How thrilled do you think we were when she not only offered him a job, but promoted him immediately to President of Football Operations and gave him several of his own teams to play with? Cleveland still has not totally grasped the concept that his “teams” are real players, he thinks they are much like his beloved GI Joes and Barbie’s, keep them in a box and take them out once in awhile to play with. Similar for his job as moderator. We only allow him to stay up until 8:00PM and go online with supervision (you do not want to know how close he came to being profiled on Dateline). He reads at a 2nd grade level (this is awesome and a serious improvement).. so please be kind, it will take him awhile to get through and approve the posts, at times we have to explain words with more then two syllables (remember that as your writing in).

We are 100% confident that if we continue to work with him (and Carolyn continues to add responsibilities) he will be a fully functioning and contributing member of society in the years to come. Just be patient.

Thank you for your thoughtful consideration from here on out!

[xball44]

You should have consulted niflfan to consult for your attempt at humor.

[Blackhawk Football Fan]

the nifl must have had another check bounce. can't go to the nifl website. not like i really wanted to anyway.

[Lets Play Football]

sorry xball, your right.... I was just bored waiting for the NIFL to do something fresh.... my bad....

[Pounder]

That was COLD!

Funnier than the effort Sam Hill complained about, BTW, but cold, man.