Fells
04-04-2007, 06:21 PM
Indianapolis(SAP--Smart Ass Press)
The ABA(American Basketball Association) has announced they have released its first endeavor into the movie business with the release of Red, White, and Blue--The true story of the American Basketball Association. The producers proclaim the movie as "Fan friendly and affordable entertainment for all".
The story begins in the days of six foot high afros and horrible plaid suits. The Denver Nuggets, the San Antonio Spurs, and the Kentucky Colonels. Brawls were common, and even encouraged as there were few fans in those days and fighting and the promise of free cocaine with each paid admission were the main draws.
After many years of mediocrity, the league and men like Dan Issel, Rick Barry, and Doctor "Six foot high afro" J, moved on to the NBA as the fights were down, and the DEA started raiding McNichols Arena on game nights, therefore reducing the crowds down to nuns and members of Narcotics Anonymous.
It was many years later where in his Indianapolis basement that Joe "Magpie" Newman(Played by Nick Lachey) realized his dream of owning a real professional basketball league. Magpie had always dreamed of riches that were aside from his endeavors into real estate and motivational speaking. Basketball was always on his mind, and how better to get rich than providing fan friendly and affordable entertainment to fans, while destroying minor league basketball at the same time.
Newman and associate Brad Hester (Played by Louis Anderson) brought back the red, white, and blue basketball, the seven second rule, and the four point shot. They then brought in Tom Chichester (Played by Al Pacino), who thought of ways to bring bright lights and Christmas to ABA arenas which is where the "3-D Rule" was born.
In the basement of his Indianapolis home, Newman would come up with plans to bring 100 teams into his grand league. "We will go to San Francisco, to Calgary, to Gallup, to Vermont, and onto Utica!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
49 folded teams later, and a playoff system in shambles, the league was at an impasse. In the sequel, "Pink, purple, and polka dot basketball", Magpie will leave his basement for the first time since the last owner's meeting with new plans to fold teams from sea to shining sea.
The ABA(American Basketball Association) has announced they have released its first endeavor into the movie business with the release of Red, White, and Blue--The true story of the American Basketball Association. The producers proclaim the movie as "Fan friendly and affordable entertainment for all".
The story begins in the days of six foot high afros and horrible plaid suits. The Denver Nuggets, the San Antonio Spurs, and the Kentucky Colonels. Brawls were common, and even encouraged as there were few fans in those days and fighting and the promise of free cocaine with each paid admission were the main draws.
After many years of mediocrity, the league and men like Dan Issel, Rick Barry, and Doctor "Six foot high afro" J, moved on to the NBA as the fights were down, and the DEA started raiding McNichols Arena on game nights, therefore reducing the crowds down to nuns and members of Narcotics Anonymous.
It was many years later where in his Indianapolis basement that Joe "Magpie" Newman(Played by Nick Lachey) realized his dream of owning a real professional basketball league. Magpie had always dreamed of riches that were aside from his endeavors into real estate and motivational speaking. Basketball was always on his mind, and how better to get rich than providing fan friendly and affordable entertainment to fans, while destroying minor league basketball at the same time.
Newman and associate Brad Hester (Played by Louis Anderson) brought back the red, white, and blue basketball, the seven second rule, and the four point shot. They then brought in Tom Chichester (Played by Al Pacino), who thought of ways to bring bright lights and Christmas to ABA arenas which is where the "3-D Rule" was born.
In the basement of his Indianapolis home, Newman would come up with plans to bring 100 teams into his grand league. "We will go to San Francisco, to Calgary, to Gallup, to Vermont, and onto Utica!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
49 folded teams later, and a playoff system in shambles, the league was at an impasse. In the sequel, "Pink, purple, and polka dot basketball", Magpie will leave his basement for the first time since the last owner's meeting with new plans to fold teams from sea to shining sea.