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niflfan
03-01-2007, 05:05 PM
Teen Gets Parents Approval, Moves Forward with NIFL Ownership


Robby Johnson, after being ground by his parents in his first attempt at sports ownership, has announced plans to field an Indoor Team in Hammond in 2007.

At yesterday’s press conference, held on the Johnson’s front lawn, NIFL Commissioner Ohio Indiana declared “this is not only a proud day for the Johnson’s and their entire neighborhood, but is key as we seek high school kids of similar ambition and means for future ownership markets”. Apparently, Robby Johnson has been running a fairly successful lawn mowing business on Oak Street for the past four years, and reportedly banked just over $2600 this past Summer. Commented Commissioner Ohio Indiana “We were lucky here, obviously going forward I doubt we will be able to find potential ownership of similar established portfolios, but we are hopeful”.

Robby first announced his intent to bring an expansion team to Hammond last year. Unfortunately, this was news to Helen and Fred Johnson. According to Helen “We were fairly certain that our son was in his room studying for a History Exam, so we were taken aback to read about his silly football team in the morning paper”. Robby was grounded for the next two months. Said Fred, a man of few words “I’ll give you Indoor Football”.

So where will the Heroes play? Costs have proven exhorbitant at the local high school, in excess of $175 a game, so Robby has literally looked within. As other NIFL Teams have broken barriers and played on Tennis Courts and in Horse Stables, the Heroes will truly have a Home Field advantage. New Owner Robby Johnson states “My parents were really pissed last year, so the only way I could make this work was to have the Heroes play in our basement at home. Sure there will be some quirks at Johnson Family Stadium, but what Arena doesn’t have them.” The Field will measure 14 yards in length, and be 6 yards wide. At an Arena ceiling height of 7’ 6”, an accurate field goal kicker will be key. Final preparations are in place as the pool table, Soloflex, and bean bag chairs will be moved to the back yard this week

Sykotyk
03-01-2007, 05:34 PM
OMFG, that was hilarious.

Johnson Family Stadium is when I finally had to let out a laugh...

Sykotyk

sportznut
03-01-2007, 10:38 PM
That is the funniest popst i have read since the NIFL released the second revised schedule....

ronaldoswalt
03-01-2007, 11:31 PM
if i only had all those coke bottles i used to get a nickle for returns i also could own a nifl franchise -- but the post was great -- go hammond

nksports
03-02-2007, 02:28 AM
Is that Chuck the Writer in disguise? Is there a tie into the Utica Wreckers? (See ABA board)

baydaddy77
03-02-2007, 08:25 AM
that the Hammond team is probably better financially structured than half of the "allegedly" real expansion NIFL teams.

phydeaux72
03-02-2007, 09:17 AM
Ohio Indiana ... Now that's funny!!

:mrgreen:

Sykotyk
03-02-2007, 04:17 PM
Got mentioned on Moohead Radio, Moohead couldn't contain his laughter reading the joke.

Hilarious.

Sykotyk

xball44
03-05-2007, 09:51 AM
Without a doubt the most clever, wittiest post I have ever read!

Keep 'em coming NIFLFan

xball44
03-05-2007, 03:05 PM
Heard a rumor that the NIFL is trying to have this thread removed from OSC.

Red Zone
03-05-2007, 03:10 PM
Anyone reading that can tell it's a joke and if the NIFL doesn't like it that's just too bad. They can censor things on their site, but this post isn't calling anyone names or anything. If they don't like bad publicity they need to build trust with the fans so posts like the one that started this thread wouldn't even be a thought. Until the NIFL turns their past around 180 degrees, there will always be doubts in peoples minds.

Sykotyk
03-05-2007, 03:58 PM
Parody and Satire are protected under fair-use.

NIFL doesn't like it, don't give people avenues to use it.

Sykotyk

indy legend
03-05-2007, 06:46 PM
Glad to see Chuck the Writer is branching out. There's plenty of material to work with. This league appears to be run only slightly better than the ABA which still qualifies it as an absolute mess.

baydaddy77
03-06-2007, 08:53 AM
"If" the NIFL is truely upset, it is only because it was announced before they could get the potential owner signed and delivered.

ChampionOfSteel
03-06-2007, 09:04 AM
Heard a rumor that the NIFL is trying to have this thread removed from OSC.

On what grounds? The thread first and foremost is not immoral or unethical. I don't see it as illegal either.

There's probably some embarrassment because Moohead Radio mentioned it.

nksports
03-06-2007, 07:16 PM
Heard a rumor that the NIFL is trying to have this thread removed from OSC.

Con artists have no sense of humor

xball44
03-09-2007, 01:21 PM
I understand the NIFL Front Office is hoping for cool weather on Opening Weekend. The manure smell is less offensive, and the flies are less of an issue in the stable arenas.

coachld
03-09-2007, 03:55 PM
Don't know how but your post actually made it onto the NIFL website. Here is link:

http://forum.niflfootball.com/viewtopic.php?t=322

phydeaux72
03-09-2007, 04:50 PM
My take is that, after getting back from doing whatever the hell it is they do in the NIFL, the NIFL Forum administrator(s) arbitrarily approved the massive amount of posts that had been submitted during their absense. And this one just fell through the cracks. I'm sure once they get wind of it, it will disappear. There were massive amounts of unapproved posts going back almost a week. I'm sure it takes a while to read through all those posts when you're on dial-up.

xball44
03-13-2007, 08:13 AM
So who is the more liquid franchise, Hammond or Columbia?