WHAFAN
02-20-2007, 02:25 PM
I don't recall anyone ever asking this question. Exactly how much money has been raised by the ABA Salute program? Is the outlined figure on the merchandise a silouette of Joe? Where does the money go? Who is in charge of this thing? I know Joe wanted this emblem to be as popular as the Nike Swoosh and so on. The only swoosh sound members of the ABA hear is that of their money going into the Joe Family Fund.
I SALUTE THE FOLLOWING........
1- I salute Joe and family for 6 years of continued screwing without blue pills.
2- I salute the ABA for continuosly finding knuckleheads to buy in.
3- I salute any player who hasn't put his fist through Joes forehead yet.
4- I salute owners who are minorities and never let us forget it.
5- I salute the 13th man rule, adding professionalism to an already outstanding league.
6- I salute the people that have to set up the 18 folding chairs at teams home games.
7- I salute the dance teams, the only ABA family with bigger boobs than ABA management.
8- I salute the ABA schedule maker, forget skill and a degree.....just give him 25 pounds of erasers.
9- I salute teams that are proud of playing 66% of games scheduled.
10- I salute all ABA fans....all 3 dozen of them.
11- And finally........I salute fast paced, family affordable fun at low prices. Shoving a fork in my own eye is free, but I think I'll pass on that too!
I SALUTE THE FOLLOWING........
1- I salute Joe and family for 6 years of continued screwing without blue pills.
2- I salute the ABA for continuosly finding knuckleheads to buy in.
3- I salute any player who hasn't put his fist through Joes forehead yet.
4- I salute owners who are minorities and never let us forget it.
5- I salute the 13th man rule, adding professionalism to an already outstanding league.
6- I salute the people that have to set up the 18 folding chairs at teams home games.
7- I salute the dance teams, the only ABA family with bigger boobs than ABA management.
8- I salute the ABA schedule maker, forget skill and a degree.....just give him 25 pounds of erasers.
9- I salute teams that are proud of playing 66% of games scheduled.
10- I salute all ABA fans....all 3 dozen of them.
11- And finally........I salute fast paced, family affordable fun at low prices. Shoving a fork in my own eye is free, but I think I'll pass on that too!