WHAFAN
02-20-2007, 12:52 PM
Starting today, the ABA power rankings will be based on the following criteria:
1-ability to keep an office phone connected
2-update team website more than twice a month
3-have the guts to announce attendance
4-admit the real reasons for other teams folding
5-have the janitor at the rec center you play at be the 13th man now and then ( with only 20 fans, his job isn't very challenging )
6-admit you got duped by Joe and are very bitter about the entire project
7-be a minority owner who doesn't call themselves minorities
8-play an entire schedule........what a crazy concept!!
9-design team logos that don't look 3rd graders came up with them
10-STOP the nonsense headlines for games....Sharks Chomp Aces, Slam slam opponent, is this Joe's stuff?
11-FINALLY........whoever provides the most family fun, fast paced action at affordable prices will be crowned King by court jester Joe. It looks like affordable means not going to any games, and saving your money 100%. Now thats affordable !!
1-ability to keep an office phone connected
2-update team website more than twice a month
3-have the guts to announce attendance
4-admit the real reasons for other teams folding
5-have the janitor at the rec center you play at be the 13th man now and then ( with only 20 fans, his job isn't very challenging )
6-admit you got duped by Joe and are very bitter about the entire project
7-be a minority owner who doesn't call themselves minorities
8-play an entire schedule........what a crazy concept!!
9-design team logos that don't look 3rd graders came up with them
10-STOP the nonsense headlines for games....Sharks Chomp Aces, Slam slam opponent, is this Joe's stuff?
11-FINALLY........whoever provides the most family fun, fast paced action at affordable prices will be crowned King by court jester Joe. It looks like affordable means not going to any games, and saving your money 100%. Now thats affordable !!