vanaznminorhockey
02-11-2007, 05:34 PM
(Indianapolis, IN) ABA CEO Joe Newman announces this morning at an Indianapolis McDonalds the formation of the WABA (Women's American Basketball Association) effective immediately. The existing teams in the ABA will now have their respective women's teams made up of players' wives, girlfriends, aunts, and farmers' daughters. "Finally! My dreams of expanding the league to 100 teams have come true. Just put the letter "W" in front of ABA and blemmo (to quote "Chuck the Writer"), I doubled the number of teams in less than 10 seconds. Most importantly, ABA fans can now enjoy doubleheaders right after the men's game, which is family entertainment at an affordable price! We are very proud to make this announcement and I can foresee sellout crowds at every game."
Two inaugural WABA games tonight will see Waco Manhandlers facing off the Beijing Aoshen Ovarians and the Tampa Bay Strong Bi#ches hosting the Wilmington Milfs
Two inaugural WABA games tonight will see Waco Manhandlers facing off the Beijing Aoshen Ovarians and the Tampa Bay Strong Bi#ches hosting the Wilmington Milfs