Minor League Man
08-08-2006, 10:36 AM
(Inspired by Pee Wee Herman)
Owner: I wish I had an ABA team...
(Joebi the Genie pops out)
Joebi: Wish? Did somebody say wish?
Owner: Yeah. I wish I had a basketball team.
Joebi: Okay...Sizzurp rickshaw hennesey, put this city in the ABA! Now, as you write the $10,000 check, I want you to repeat in Joebese-
Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho!
Owner: Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho!
Joebi: Mekka-lekka hi mekka chonny ho!
Owner: Mekka-lekka hi mekka chonny ho!
Joebi: Mola-mekka chana mekka hoola molla hey!
Owner: Mola-mekka charloote krunka eey?
(Joebi shakes his head, beams pop up, and the city is listed as an ABA team)
Joebi: The wish is granted. Long live Joebi. (Goes back into cupboard)
Owner: I wish I had an ABA team...
(Joebi the Genie pops out)
Joebi: Wish? Did somebody say wish?
Owner: Yeah. I wish I had a basketball team.
Joebi: Okay...Sizzurp rickshaw hennesey, put this city in the ABA! Now, as you write the $10,000 check, I want you to repeat in Joebese-
Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho!
Owner: Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho!
Joebi: Mekka-lekka hi mekka chonny ho!
Owner: Mekka-lekka hi mekka chonny ho!
Joebi: Mola-mekka chana mekka hoola molla hey!
Owner: Mola-mekka charloote krunka eey?
(Joebi shakes his head, beams pop up, and the city is listed as an ABA team)
Joebi: The wish is granted. Long live Joebi. (Goes back into cupboard)