missing persons report.....GuardNoize

[THE ANTISHIVER]

Has anyone seen or heard from Guard Noize? Where is he??

I know his antic are not for everyone but it's playoff football and the message board is a little quiet without his sophomoric humor and hijinx!

My vote is for Guard Noize as the Indoor Football Fan of the year!

[goguard88]

He may take it a little too far at times, but for the record, I think he's cool. I've talked to him a couple times at Guard games, and I think it's great that he trash talks yet keeps it clean at the same time, since there's kids around that don't need to be hearing swearing and stuff like that. By the way, he was featured in the paper a couple of days ago, along with the guy who dresses up as Grid Iron Joe, and one of the Reveille dancers. I thought it was pretty cool.

[OriginalOutlaw]

Go88, are we talkin about the same Noize? I needed an interpreter on most of his chaotic rants. Shiver, Noize was banned for being an a$$. He brought no intelligence, no substance, and no character to any posts that opposed his way of thought. He was actually fairly normal on the Guard thread, which makes me wonder that he is fixable after all. I hope so, he seems to be a good fan, aside from that insanity thing...

[guardnoize]

Now just who are we supposed to believe? Two guys that know me in-person?? Or just some dillweed who secretly admires me from afar?

You don't know me, chump--your Daddy or not, you don't know me!

Be careful giving the personal attack of "He's being an a$$" or I'll be forced to trun you in to the site admin--we have an understanding now.

[OriginalOutlaw]

I love you too, Noize. Nice to see you back... =)

[guardnoize]

Can't we all just get along?

I mean, one thing we can all agree on is that Fakeland will be going home tonight in a bodybag, right?

[GTDREW]

Glad to see you back on here GN. I expected nothing less than to see you here on gameday. I thought you would have an old Mighty Mouse song (dating myself here) like "Here I come to say the day, It's GuardNoise on his way". See you at the game and get into Lakeland's head today. Leaving in about 15 mins. Later Drew.

[guardnoize]

Hey--I got your DVD copy come by and see me--you know our payment arrangement--lol

yeah, I was actually gonna come back with a long diatribe about how RobWantsANosebleed is a wus and have him come get some face to face but I figured I'd try to just let it go...

Fayetteville V Fakeland tonight!

Come get your DVD copy when you get there--
GN

[thunderbolts1]

Didn't hear much "Fakeland" B.S. when we whooped you the first time.

[OriginalOutlaw]

Jeez, Noize, I'm feeling underappreciated! Where's the love? You start by picking on RobWantsANosebleed? What's he got that I don't got? Listen, if our teams make it to the Championship game, bring yourself up with Drew. He knows I'll hook you guys up...

[OutlawsFan]

I guess it's hard to keep a good fan down.

[#1 Guard Fan]

Glad to see you back GN. I knew they could not keep you down for long.

[OriginalOutlaw]

Well, before we get all lovey dovey, let's see if Noize can bring some trash in English. Let me start by saying that the Guard defeated a top team for the first time this year! I have to admit that I can FINALLY say they are one of the best teams in the NIFL. It's about time, Nice job...

Noize, I am starting slow so you can froth slower. I predicted your Guard to lose against RiverCity, but I quietly hope against it. I would love to meet you in person at the championship game. I'll bring a tarp for the spittle...

[chef hardy]

just wanted to say that i quite enjoyed the win this afternoon over lakeland. after spotting them a 12-0 lead(thanks to a little rust from being off for 2 weeks) the guard stormed back and outscored the 'bolts 44-6. with the exception of the 1st quarter, we held lakeland in check.

to outlaw........... yeah we beat a good team, so lets put the haven't beat a good team to rest for the last time. you guys are gonna have your hands full with rapid city so don't get too cocky. btw i wouldnt call what we did the last 3 quarters defeating lakeland, it was called an a$$ kicking, get it right. like you OUTLAWS FANS like to say in threads, "you weren't there so you don't know what happened". WELL RIGHT BACK AT YA BUD.

to thunderboltfan....... yeah you whooped us as you put it wayyyyyyyy back in april, but this is july and i'd say you got the same in return lol. your beloved team scored 18 points today, so i wouldn't run your mouth too much. you guys scored the least amount of pts. of all teams beat this weekend and lost by the biggest margin. merry early xmas, you can golf now lol. congrats on a good season but your boys weren't up to the task today, heck they spent alot of the game arguing with their teammates and coaches.

on to river city, should be a good game.

go guard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! beat the rage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes im starting early lol.

[OutlawsFan]

I've never said "you weren't there so you don't know what happened", must have been all of the other Outlaws fans posting here (all three of us). I guess the big question is, have you beat a good team on the road this year? Good luck in St. Louis and congrats on your win.

[guardnoize]

Didn't hear much "Fakeland" B.S. when we whooped you the first time.

The "first time"??????????????????????????

There's only one game we've played THAT COUNTED...

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[guardnoize]

Well, before we get all lovey dovey, let's see if Noize can bring some trash in English. Let me start by saying that the Guard defeated a top team for the first time this year! I have to admit that I can FINALLY say they are one of the best teams in the NIFL. It's about time, Nice job...

Noize, I am starting slow so you can froth slower. I predicted your Guard to lose against RiverCity, but I quietly hope against it. I would love to meet you in person at the championship game. I'll bring a tarp for the spittle...

I for one give two $hit$ (I'm assuming dollar signs are okay because everyone else keeps doing it to say "a$$") who you think we beat--there is no team that has beat us that we have not laid the law down to.

We are #1

We are the best

We will win it all

Yall can stop debating it.

Come up with a guy that can watch #84 and we'll talk

[guardnoize]

Didn't hear much "Fakeland" B.S. when we whooped you the first time.

Curious if 44-18 was fake enough for ya??

Dude, yall had us 12-0--come on--yall even GOT THE CALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SILLINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yalls kicker sucks by the way...

0-3 FROM INSIDE THE TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We ain't even got no kicker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goguard88]

after spotting them a 12-0 lead(thanks to a little rust from being off for 2 weeks)
I don't think that's just rust. That's been a characteristic of us this season, it seems. No matter who we play, it usually takes us about half (or all) of the first quarter to really get things going. Once we do, though... too bad for our unfortunate opponent.

go guard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! beat the rage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes im starting early lol.
Hey, it's not too early. No reason to totally celebrate and dwell on today's game, anyway (which is why I was kind of against the balloon dropping after the clock hit triple zeros; we haven't achieved the real goal yet)... time to focus on the battle before us.

[chef hardy]

sorry outlaws fan if it wasnt you who said it but this we haven't beat a good team is getting old. were in the final 4 so i think we've earned our respect whether on the road or at home. you, river city and us have all tasted defeat once this year and we all don't wanta taste it again. let the games decide who's the best and that will decide who is #1 not which conference is the best. BTW so i dont make any outlaws fans mad, i stand corrected we won by 26 and you guys by 27 so we didnt win by the biggest margin, my sincere apologizes LOL. but please enough with who won on the road and which conference is the best. i'd say the best teams our the 4 teams left who've survived the chaos this year called the NIFL :)

[Guardfan3]

(which is why I was kind of against the balloon dropping after the clock hit triple zeros; we haven't achieved the real goal yet)...

88, I was wondering if it was just me. I thought that was going a bit too far.

Good win, now on to St Louis. I will be looking into the trip, too, but doubt that I will be able to do it. I just hope they fly the boys up for the game. One has already said that he will not be able to go by bus.

[OriginalOutlaw]

Guard fans, do you realize how selfish some (one) of your fans are? Most are GREAT, but there are others who place themselves above your fans and above your team. Even after attempts to correct this childish behavior fell through, we still see abundant juvenile behavior. But then again, maybe his keyboard was just stuck.

P.S. I do know you, Dan...

[guardnoize]

(a) Don't care.

(b) Don't care.

If confidence is childish behavior, I agree that I am.

You're talking the same crap we all are you just try to act like you're above it.

I ain't above it--I say what everyone else is thinking.

Deal.

[THE ANTISHIVER]

Original Outlaw:

Guard Noize is just like the Fayetteville Guard's offense.....


......You Can't Stop Him, You can only hope to contain him!!

Good Luck with that by the way,
T.A.

[guardnoize]

Dude thinks he's a sleuth because he can figger out how to read a newspaper article online...I mean DANG, was it like I was TRYING to hide from anyone??

Then, in an OBVIOUS gesture of jealousness, proceeds to say I think I'm bigger than the team because of it. Meanwhile, what idiotbox fails to "know" like he THINKS he knows who I am, is that THE GUARDS FRONT OFFICE TOLD THEM TO DO THE STORY ON ME--THEY CALLED ME--and you know personally how much stuff I did BEHIND THE SCENES ON MY PERSONAL TIME the 48 hours leading up to the game...

So do I care what OO thinks?

NAH

[fwp]

It doesn't appear that you have any idea what led to your last vacation from this board or you chose not to learn anything from that time away.

[preeths]

Let's get back to discussing indoor football and not what we think of other fans.

[guardnoize]

if you'll notice, all i do is tout my team until spoken to--and you just spoke--so answer the question, did I come at you first or you to me???

think about it

[guardnoize]

talk football LIKE I WAS WHEN ATTACKED or don't talk at all--I am with you 100%

[THE ANTISHIVER]

fwp-

just a little clarification for you. It wasn't a "vacation from the board".

Vacations are for amateurs!!

Guard Noize is the consumate professional, so it was more like a sabatical leave.

Just wanted to bring you up to speed champ.

T.A.

[preeths]

Thread is now closed.