sportsfan27
06-12-2006, 10:51 AM
I see the ABA held it's annual "How many suckers and con artists can we bring together in one room" meetings.
250 New teams have been granted franchise rights, of which 5 will actually play a game and 2 will limp through the season to it's finish.
Among the newest franchises are:
A fishing town in the Yukon territory, the Miccosukee tribe in the Florida Everglades, PS 387 in the Bronks NY and London England.
Mr. Newman, co creator and president of the new look ABA was very encouraged by the new teams entering the league stating. "At this rate I'm getting a bigger boat......oh and the basketball talent in these new markets is going to help this league grow into one of the strongest basketball leagues in the world." The statement was almost said entirely with a straight face.
When asked how the teams would be able to afford the travel to these far off destinations Mr. Newman responded, "I'm sure the owners have a plan, they would'nt try to run a team without a plan, these are first rate business men. I almost met one of them here at the meetings..........now look what you've made me do, I lost my place.......$10,000, $20,000, $30,000...........
The meetings ended with Mr. Newman handing out a disconnected phone number and promissing to do everything in the leagues power to spend their league fee.......for those who didn't get get their franchise for free because they couldn't afford the league fee.
250 New teams have been granted franchise rights, of which 5 will actually play a game and 2 will limp through the season to it's finish.
Among the newest franchises are:
A fishing town in the Yukon territory, the Miccosukee tribe in the Florida Everglades, PS 387 in the Bronks NY and London England.
Mr. Newman, co creator and president of the new look ABA was very encouraged by the new teams entering the league stating. "At this rate I'm getting a bigger boat......oh and the basketball talent in these new markets is going to help this league grow into one of the strongest basketball leagues in the world." The statement was almost said entirely with a straight face.
When asked how the teams would be able to afford the travel to these far off destinations Mr. Newman responded, "I'm sure the owners have a plan, they would'nt try to run a team without a plan, these are first rate business men. I almost met one of them here at the meetings..........now look what you've made me do, I lost my place.......$10,000, $20,000, $30,000...........
The meetings ended with Mr. Newman handing out a disconnected phone number and promissing to do everything in the leagues power to spend their league fee.......for those who didn't get get their franchise for free because they couldn't afford the league fee.