Time for ABA FUN in the court room...starring Joe N

[a1sports]

OK you fellow posters do have a great sense of humor, lead by chuck !! Lets see who can make us all laugh.

Type a question that an attorney may ask Joe at trial. then type Joes probable answer.

1. Joe can you please state your name for the record? Yes I would like to and thanks for the question. My name is Tom Doyle.

2. Isnt your name Joe Newman? It was but the PBL stole my name. Please call me Sev for short.

3. Mr Newman, are you the CEO of the ABA? Could you repeat the question, the hearing aid battry is low. Mr. Newman, are you the CEO of the ABA? Could you please spell CEO, I dont undersatnd you point. your sounding malicious to me, even mean spiritted.And yes I saw Mama mia, I love ABBA.

[a1sports]

sorry we forgot to swear Joe in....


Bailiff:
Joe,

Raise your right hand, Put down your cane....take off your hat.
Raise your right hand, put down your cane... Judge: Take off your hat !!!
Raise your right hand, put down your cane:... Judge: TAKE off your hat !!

Judge: will you kindly take off your hat?

Joe: certianly Judgy-wudgy. aint no hat..its my toupee !!!

[Chuck the Writer]

<cracking knuckles>

Mr. Newman, for the record, could you give us an example of a successful franchise in the ABA?

Well, I gotta tell you, and you gotta understand, I'm 77 years old, I've got 6 kids and 25 grandkids, and my grandkids come up to me and they say, "Unca Joe, what are all those meanspirited people saying on Our Sports Central about you, what did you do that made them so angry?" At that point - God love 'em, I simply say that they're just misguided, mean-spirited hurtful bloggers who I will see when I watch reruns of To Catch a Predator.

Mr. Newman, you didn't answer my question.

Oh yes - about the franchises. I can't really remember off the top of my head, but I know there was a team in Central New York that won two ABA championships, and even picked up a championship in that flop spring league, the USBL. Can't recall their name at the time... Wrappers... Wrenchers... Gwizzlers... Wreckers... that's it... Wreckers... Utica Wreckers.

[Paul S]

Judge - Mr. Newman do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Joe - what's that?