Chuck the Writer
11-15-2008, 07:56 AM
Sure they can. Look at the possibilities for the modern scouts today -
American Business - prove the viability of "Keys to Success"
Animal Science - Spend lots on a mascot before team folds
Architecture - Promise to build a multipurpose arena for your ABA team
Auto Mechanics - what to do when the bus breaks down
Bugling - when you can't hire a PA announcer for the game
Cinematography - using that Super 8 camera to film games
Coin Collecting - up to $10,000 in small bills
Computers - design a nifty website for free
Crime Prevention - find a way to scam $25,000 per season ticket holder and not get caught
Dentistry - re-install your top scorer's chiclets after he loses them after bouncing his face on the court while trying to dive for a loose ball
Electricity - how to hot wire the arena lights when the power bill isn't paid
Emergency Preparedness - the cops are coming, hide the weed
Fishing - a player's meals can come from the river, all you need is a hook and a string and a worm
Indian Lore - convince the Native Americans to get involved in an ABA team
Journalism - wryt doz presss releaciz witout tooo menny speling errurz
Leatherwork - what Akila Townsend calls intimate relations with Quentin
Painting - making sure that your basketball court has a shorter 3-point line in the second half for your top scorers
Plumbing - making sure the arena toilet is unclogged after "Fiber Fred" visits it
Public Speaking - convincing the media that they're all mean-spirited and spiteful
Railroading - what to claim if your team owner actually has federal charges that stick
Salesmanship - being able to convince teams to jump from established leagues to the ABA
Stamp Collecting - saving money by finding a way to re-use non-cancelled postage
Wilderness Survival - preparing for when the hotel shuts down and kicks your team out of the building
American Business - prove the viability of "Keys to Success"
Animal Science - Spend lots on a mascot before team folds
Architecture - Promise to build a multipurpose arena for your ABA team
Auto Mechanics - what to do when the bus breaks down
Bugling - when you can't hire a PA announcer for the game
Cinematography - using that Super 8 camera to film games
Coin Collecting - up to $10,000 in small bills
Computers - design a nifty website for free
Crime Prevention - find a way to scam $25,000 per season ticket holder and not get caught
Dentistry - re-install your top scorer's chiclets after he loses them after bouncing his face on the court while trying to dive for a loose ball
Electricity - how to hot wire the arena lights when the power bill isn't paid
Emergency Preparedness - the cops are coming, hide the weed
Fishing - a player's meals can come from the river, all you need is a hook and a string and a worm
Indian Lore - convince the Native Americans to get involved in an ABA team
Journalism - wryt doz presss releaciz witout tooo menny speling errurz
Leatherwork - what Akila Townsend calls intimate relations with Quentin
Painting - making sure that your basketball court has a shorter 3-point line in the second half for your top scorers
Plumbing - making sure the arena toilet is unclogged after "Fiber Fred" visits it
Public Speaking - convincing the media that they're all mean-spirited and spiteful
Railroading - what to claim if your team owner actually has federal charges that stick
Salesmanship - being able to convince teams to jump from established leagues to the ABA
Stamp Collecting - saving money by finding a way to re-use non-cancelled postage
Wilderness Survival - preparing for when the hotel shuts down and kicks your team out of the building