Joe is now a rock salesman. What's next dreamcatchers at the flea market?

[skippy]

http://www.oursportscentral.com/services/releases/?id=3614752

www.littlerox.com

Words cannot describe how funny this whole release and endeavor is to me.

I've been exploring the littlerox homepage, and if you click on the "TRAITS" link at the top of the store, you'll find some sort of weird Sunday-Schoolish version of what I believe to be rocks talking about themselves?

I''m buying 1000 thousand truthfulness rocks and sending them to Joe.

[williamhughes11]

I know Joe's got rocks in his head, but this is ridiculous.:rolleyes:

[ABARedWhiteBlue]

Actually, here is the root of his troubles:

According to Sukenick, "Joe and I conceived the idea while having lunch."

Connie has got to stop Joe from meeting friends for meals...

Lord knows what he'll come up with over dinner, or brunch or - God help us - an all-you-can eat buffet...

[The Sweeper]

"Ron Sukenick and Joe Newman, have developed a creative idea to help bring peace, hope and security to the world. The pair has introduced Little Rox (www.littlerox.com), a "rock in a box" that delivers a message based on character traits."

Want a better idea? Shut down the ABA, that way there would be "peace, hope and security" in minor league basketball.

Hope the Rox don't get caught in the ABA's Pony shoes, or their infamous sock deal...

[skippy]

I must resist urge.....to...spend...all...my money.....on littlerox.....

Only 14.95 a rox? Also, the animation of the rox make them look like rabbit poo.

Let he without fault cast the first stone, er rox.




Seriously, Newman is a genius. I want to kneel at the feet of the master and learn his ways. With his wise old mind and my young body, we could be the strongest of the Sith.

I wonder what he will sell next? Fortune cookies with biblical verses inside?
Warm Fuzzies? "You are loved" pins?

Joe Newman, super genius.

[nksports]

I'll bet he's up in Barrow, Alaska, soon trying to sell snow.

[Chuck the Writer]

I heard he was trying to sell saltpeter to Eliot Spitzer and coaching lessons to Bobby Knight.

[Paul S]

On one of those ABA All Access he mentioned that he was writing a book about all of mans injustices from the time of Christ on forward.

Maybe this rock thing will lead to a new franchise from Little Rock Ark. The Little Rox..........

[utahstarsticketholder]

that would be refrigerators to the Eskimos. Ole Joe is amazing he was at Mickie D's having an egg macmuffin when his buddy said "I bet you could sell rocks too!"
$14.95, for a rock, good luck with that deal Ole Joe.
As far as his "book", guess there will be a chapter about mean spirited bloggers.
jack