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Chuck the Writer
04-01-2008, 09:30 AM
I never saw this one coming. Why didn't you tell us, Chris?

http://www.abalive.com/serv...es/?id=3608158 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools'_Day)

CHRIS MUNSON HIRED AS NEW DIRECTOR OF MEDIA OPERATIONS FOR AMERICAN BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION

The American Basketball Association is pleased to announce that former ESPN reporter Chris Munson has been hired as the league's new Director of Media Operations. "Chris will be an excellent hire for the ABA," said ABA CEO Joe Newman. "I realize he and I have had our issues in the past, but we had a conversation at the ABA All-Star Game a few weeks ago, and once he understood what I've been trying to do for the past four years - bring exciting fan-friendly and affordable basketball to communities that didn't have it before, to allow people who want to own a team to realize their dreams, and to spread the ABA brand to all four corners of the earth, Chris was more than willing to sign up for the project."

"This is a fantastic opportunity for me," said Munson, who previously worked for the Champlain Media Group in Vermont and has written several blogs. "Joe Newman has given me an opportunity I would have found nowhere else in minor league sports. As part of my duties with the ABA, I will be removing all mean-spirited posts and blogs from the Our Sports Central message boards. The ABA should only promote positive news, and stories about teams folding and players not getting paid need to disappear right now. And all those Utica Wreckers posts are history."

Munson will also spearhead a new ABA expansion wave, with the goal of adding 75 more expansion franchises for the 2008-09 season. Teams will be required to sign non-compete contracts that forbid them from joining any other professional minor league basketball circuit for 20 years, should they choose to leave the ABA. "We're not letting the P-League and the C-League cherry-pick our teams any more," said Newman, "and Chris will make sure that happens."

For more information, visit abalive.com.

carterpatterson
04-01-2008, 09:37 AM
Chris.....LOL....mucho congrats. I'm guessing that you'll be cleaning up this story for the next several weeks!

Chuck...you are hilarious. I thought I was done posting on the ABA message boards, but I had to give a kudos.

ABARedWhiteBlue
04-01-2008, 09:38 AM
this is not funny

it is hysterical!


Very well done, Chuck, down to the link....

Kudos to you!

http://i.ivillage.com/DF/103105/snackbars/DF_Kudos_366.jpg

Pounder
04-01-2008, 10:04 AM
:) :D

Congratulations to Mr. Munson on his, um, promotion.

:D

Good one, Chuck.

formerlyknownasfells
04-01-2008, 10:27 AM
Freaking HYSTERICAL!!!!!! But, get it right dammit, I want 100 teams!! I want teams in Antarctica, Iceland, Greenland, and all of the other lands!!! I will do this "league" proud dammit!!!

The Sweeper
04-01-2008, 10:37 AM
What's he paying you, Chris? A market reservation every two years or a McDonald's discount card?

formerlyknownasfells
04-01-2008, 10:55 AM
What's he paying you, Chris? A market reservation every two years or a McDonald's discount card?

Not even a free Egg McMuffin.........

tops804
04-01-2008, 04:20 PM
:) Chuck -- This could be your best ever.

formerlyknownasfells
04-01-2008, 04:21 PM
:) Chuck -- This could be your best ever.

I still haven't stopped laughing. That was just priceless!!!

BBallFan - Long Island
04-01-2008, 05:00 PM
A 20 year non-compete is absurd, and no one in the right mind would sign it. If Mr. Newman was concerned with cherry - picking good teams, then he really needs to look at his own business model, rather than hire a 'spin doctor' media person.

Adding 75 teams as a 'robust' expansion initiative is equally absurd. Perhaps ensuring that new owners have appropriate resources to carry a team for a season, marketing plans that work and are consistent with a renewed league image, new owners that can pass a background check etc. are a better place to start.

formerlyknownasfells
04-01-2008, 05:02 PM
A 20 year non-compete is absurd, and no one in the right mind would sign it. If Mr. Newman was concerned with cherry - picking good teams, then he really needs to look at his own business model, rather than hire a 'spin doctor' media person.

Adding 75 teams as a 'robust' expansion initiative is equally absurd. Perhaps ensuring that new owners have appropriate resources to carry a team for a season, marketing plans that work and are consistent with a renewed league image, new owners that can pass a background check etc. are a better place to start.

Dude, it is a joke!!! (Otherwise known as a parody, satire, etc.)

Pounder
04-01-2008, 05:03 PM
Um, I'm verklempt.

ABARedWhiteBlue
04-01-2008, 05:13 PM
A 20 year non-compete is absurd, and no one in the right mind would sign it. If Mr. Newman was concerned with cherry - picking good teams, then he really needs to look at his own business model, rather than hire a 'spin doctor' media person.

Adding 75 teams as a 'robust' expansion initiative is equally absurd. Perhaps ensuring that new owners have appropriate resources to carry a team for a season, marketing plans that work and are consistent with a renewed league image, new owners that can pass a background check etc. are a better place to start.

http://www.nigelsmith.net/assets/images/head_up_arse.jpg

tbayz1
04-01-2008, 05:33 PM
Hilarious Chuck, absoultely hilarious!! :D

DazedAndAmused
04-01-2008, 08:00 PM
Dude, it is a joke!!! (Otherwise known as a parody, satire, etc.)

ya, but you can't blame the guy. the truth is more strange and funnier than fiction in this league.

robster2001
04-01-2008, 08:03 PM
Happy April Fools' Day. Maybe you can use Gmail's new feature to backdate the post so Chris can salvage the 2007-08 season... :)