Another one from the Gwizz!!!!

[formerlyknownasfells]

Lord, these keep getting worse. Or what is worse? This press release or the fact the Gwizzlies (1-7) are playing West Texas? (3-6) Combined the teams are 4-13 and have played not even a quarter of their schedule.

http://www.oursportscentral.com/services/releases/?id=3604663

The American Basketball Association Macon-based Georgia Gwizzlies will play the West Texas Whirlwinds Friday nite at 7:30 at Macon Rosie Jackson Basketball venue,1211 Maynard Street,Macon,Georgia.The winner will face the Atlanta Vision with the right to advance to the ABA finals on Sunday March 16 at 4:00pm at the Gwinnett center,Gwinnett County,Georgia.The Gwizzlies staff key to victory lies on the shoulders of 6"7,23 year old multi-talented point guard Ron Jackson."It is very simple math with me" states Gwizzlies Embry Malone."If R.J. produce this weekend,we going to Quebec,if he don't, summer begins this weekend" states Malone.

[williamhughes11]

Lord, these keep getting worse. Or what is worse? This press release or the fact the Gwizzlies (1-7) are playing West Texas? (3-6) Combined the teams are 4-13 and have played not even a quarter of their schedule.

http://www.oursportscentral.com/services/releases/?id=3604663

The American Basketball Association Macon-based Georgia Gwizzlies will play the West Texas Whirlwinds Friday nite at 7:30 at Macon Rosie Jackson Basketball venue,1211 Maynard Street,Macon,Georgia.The winner will face the Atlanta Vision with the right to advance to the ABA finals on Sunday March 16 at 4:00pm at the Gwinnett center,Gwinnett County,Georgia.The Gwizzlies staff key to victory lies on the shoulders of 6"7,23 year old multi-talented point guard Ron Jackson."It is very simple math with me" states Gwizzlies Embry Malone."If R.J. produce this weekend,we going to Quebec,if he don't, summer begins this weekend" states Malone.

Did the Gwizzles outsource their public relations department, or did they bring people to the United States on H-1B visas?

[Sam Hill]

Thanks for the sig, Embry!

[The Sweeper]

I tried translating the press release with Microsoft Word, and it told me the language didn't exist.

And they have another player who is 6.7 inches?

[skippy]

I think Embry Malone should try the Pedro Guerrero idiocy defense and get his money back from Newman.

All these press releases are just documented evidence.

[TheStandard]

This has gotten to a point in where I think his releases are now gimmicks