Funny, from the Rochester paper

[DazedAndAmused]

In what has become a battle of imaginary sea creatures, Wilmington and Rochester will face off two more times in as many weeks.

Alanna Stage
Staff writer

[LightningMan]

Funny. But the English major in me feels the need to mention that a sea dog (if you use the correct spelling) isn't imaginary. A sea dog is a veteran sailor. What it isn't is a canine that wears sunglasses.